Aisling weather Forecast!
Aisling is a kind colleague who is studying with me in college. She is clever, hardworking, funny, simple, ready to help others and also moody.The fact that she is a moody girl means, she might change her mind at any minute.There are many factors for this psychological phenomenon.Obviously, she bears some responsibility but I believe there are other factors such as genetics and weather.The weather here is unstable and changes quickly which means having four seasons in one day. I think the stability and instability in weather conditions is affecting people's behavior anywhere in the world.Therefore, the moody behavior of Aisling is caused in large part by the unstable weather. To have an idea about the level of her moodiness, just read what I call, Aisling weather forecast:
9am: Partly Cloudy = Approach her with caution
10am: Mostly Cloudy = Just say yes or no.It's getting very serious now
11am: Rain = Wear an anti-bullet overcoat. Risk your life by saying any thing
12am: Freezing heavy rain = Wear a very thick anti-bullet overcoat and carry with you a good quality heater1pm
1am: Thunderstorms & Zero visibility = Don't go near her, she is going to kill you
2pm: Sunny = Approach her, she is very chatty now
3pm: Sunny and hot = Good time for political, cultural, social, economical or scientific discussions
4pm: Very hot = Time to talk about love and romance
5pm: Gone to the pub = She says one drink but it means a full session of drinking specially on Friday and Saturday nights. if you are a none drinker like me better to be away
Khalid
2 comments:
Hilarious!
Now you are entitled to write the book "Women weather Forecast". You just need to observe, analyze and then forecast. You might end up to write manuals and guides for family members, husbands and coworkers. :)
Attawie,
Thank so much for your kind visit.
You're trying to make me leave everything and open a Tokan (Shop)and work as a repected Fatah Fal, fortune-teller.I know your real intention is for me to get some good money from this popular job. However this is not an easy task. You need a lot of time and energy to study individuals and read their faces and then to do some forecasting. To be honest with you Attawie, I have no time for this but nevertheless thank you for your suggestion.
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